Little French boy waves baguette at World Cup, help, help, I'm dying

Regardless of where you're from, you've got to love a child who understands the value of carbs.

One little French boy demonstrated his national pride by waving around a beautiful golden baguette at Friday's World Cup quarterfinal between France and Uruguay. France won the game, and Baguette Boy quickly became an internet sensation

The hero #WorldCup deserves: #FRA's #BaguetteKid pic.twitter.com/8d5jz8X5Ln

— Marcus Gilmer (@marcusgilmer) July 6, 2018

If there's one stereotype I learned from middle-school French, it's that French people love baguettes -- -with or without butter. Only Twitter understands how radical that is.

France has this in the baguette.

— Adam Serwer 🍝 (@AdamSerwer) July 6, 2018

(hillary voice) let’s baguette out the vote pic.twitter.com/6MNVeWV03l

— 346 days ago Trump promised 24-hr Hezbollah answer (@MattNegrin) July 6, 2018

how can u wait in line to get into an event holding a baguette and not eat the baguette in line what kind of wizardry is this https://t.co/IDTz8i2DmO

— darth™ (@darth) July 6, 2018

In America, this child would probably be hurling a Slim Jim. Shame on us.